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If you’ve ever questioned your boyfriend’s intelligence, you’re not alone. From hilarious habits to shocking logic fails, here are 25 modalities, fun (and brutally honest) ways to spot a not-so-bright man.
Top 5 Modalities
1. He Tries to Microwave Ice
Because apparently, he wanted to see if it gets hotter or colder. Spoiler: it melts.
2. He Thinks GPS Is “Just Suggestions”
He ends up in a lake, then blames the app. Sure, dude.
3. He Uses Shampoo as Body Wash and Toothpaste
And wonders why his mouth tastes like coconut.
4. He Thinks “Password” Is an Unhackable Password
Cybersecurity? Never heard of her.
5. He Argues the Sun Is a Planet
Science class must’ve been nap time.
6. He Can’t Spell “Wednesday” Without Singing
W-E-D-N-E-S-D-A… you get it.
7. He Believes the Moon Follows Him
He’s convinced it’s stalking his car at night.
8. He Thinks Dinosaurs Were Pets
“Did cavemen walk their T-Rex?” …he asked, sincerely.
9. He Charges His Phone in the Freezer
Yes, he thought it would cool down faster.
10. He Says “Jeanius” with a Straight Face
And brags about it on social media.
Hilarious Modalities
11. He Mixes Bleach and Vinegar to Clean
Deadly gases? Never heard of them.
12. He Says “Wi-Fi Is in the Air Like Oxygen”
So he blows at the router when it’s slow.
13. He Forgets His Own Age
“Wait… am I 29 or 30?” Every year.
14. He Uses Google to Spell “Google”
Meta confusion at its finest.
15. He Thinks “IQ” Is a Car Brand
“IQ? Oh yeah, Toyota made that.”
16. He Eats Raw Pasta Because “It’s Faster”
Because cooking takes “too long.”
17. He Pours Milk Before Checking for Cereal
And then eats the milk with a spoon… alone.
18. He Asks If Fish Are Vegetables
They swim… but are they meat?
19. He Texts “LOL” After His Own Jokes
And they’re not funny.
20. He Believes Bitcoin Is a Video Game
“Is it on PlayStation?”
21. He Thought “Freelancer” Meant Medieval Warrior
A knight with no boss? Close… but no.
22. He Believes Maps Are Just Optional Art
Never used one. Always lost.
23. He Can’t Find “Any” Key on Keyboard
“Press any key?” Looks confused.
24. He Thinks Plants Eat Air
Technically true, but he meant literally with a fork.
25. He Says “Why Use a Brain When You Have Me?”
The confidence is unmatched. The logic… not so much.
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